Natalie Portman Gets Trashy

Don’t start freaking out, I’m a Natalie Portman fan just like everyone else. She is smart, talented, sexy, and half-naked in these pictures. Whew! If only she was. Instead she showed up to some event in a trash bag. No wait. It was a curtain. I am still totally in love with her and I am not a fashion critic but when I see my future wife wearing “GLAD” clothing, I shudder. Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing Natatlie’s boobs hanging out or even seeing as much as I can. Its a fashion faux pas at its best and we are here to say OMG!